So I came across this article on Sunday World and decided to share it with you all. It's so on point, although some are really hilarious, Enjoy!
FOR MEN:
1. Do not wear tight jeans that shape your package...like Danny K. We are okay with playing the guessing game. Really.
2. Never compare your girlfriend to your ex
3. Never give yourself a haircut, barber shops are there to do just that.
4. Never compete for the mirror, they simply for women
5. Mama's boys, leave your mom at home. Stop talking about her, comparing every girl to her, and expecting her to do everything for you, especially when you moved out of the house.
6. Its rude to stare at other women in the presence of your lady. Keep your eyes on your woman. She's there for a reason.
7. Do NOT, ever, hit or abuse a woman, it's down-right disrespectful, and it does not make you powerful. In fact it just shows how weak you are.
8. Do not eat ice-cream in public, it just looks wrong!
9. Do not grow your pinky nail, no no no!
10. Do not ever. ever. ever. fart during sex
11. Do not wear a gold chain with a suit, or go to the dentist and ask them to put gold teeth in your mouth. It looks errrrgly!
12. Formal pants with sandals or takkies is not a fashion statement, people please.
13. The phone tucked under your belt is not ayoba, there are better places to keep your phone. Try using your pockets.
14. Do not wear shades at night, in the mall or on your forehead.
15. Curly hair come on! Your woman can’t be gelling your hair.
16. Over-sporting your car is not cool, less is more.
17. Never say you are almost there when you bloody well know that you are far from near. If you haven't left yet, then just say it. We have to wait the same amount of time anyway.
18. Speaking of telling it like it is, never be afraid to say what you need to say. Do not lie, women can handle it the truth!
19. Never trivialize a serious issue.
20. Never sit still while a pregnant woman stands in a bus.
http://www.sundayworld.co.za/lifestyle/2013/04/11/top-20-things-men-should-never-ever-do
FOR WOMEN:
1. Do not shave off your eyebrows only to redraw them with a pencil… it makes no sense.
2. Do not put on too much make up, you end up looking like you came out of the make-up factory.
3. Do not wear a vest or sleeveless top without shaving your armpits or without a bra underneath.
4. Do not leave chipped nail polish to wear off on its own, there’s a reason why they sell nail polish remover.
5. If you can’t afford good quality weaves, don’t bother.
6. Do not do artificial nails that makes you look like a drag queen, simple is αℓωαчs sexy.
7. See-through leggings or a top used as a dress when you are out in public is a hell- to-the-no!
8. Never do things for a man with a hope of getting something in return, expectations are dangerous. Do it because you simply want to.
9. Never contradict what your man says - in public.
10. Never stalk the man that left you for the other woman.
11. Do not share your best friend’s personal life with every Tom, and Harry.
12. Women should never act on distress in relationships like checking your man’s phone, nagging him to death, and acting like a paranoid freak. You will simply release him to someone else by doing so.
13. Never dish out your entire family drama on a first date. The guy just wants to know about you.
14. Stop obsessing over your body. It’s good to eat healthy and work out but let’s leave it at that.
15. Never over-accessorize. stop looking like a Christmas tree.
16. Never leave home without lipgloss, your phone and most of all, your dignity.
17. Never leave your used sanitary towel in the toilet for the next person to see.
Women please!
18. Never wear very high heels if you can’t do the Naomi Campbell walk. You look like a drunk grasshopper.
19. Never wear short skirts and low cut tops when off to an interview. You will create the wrong impression.
20. And finally, ‘Never wish to be like any other woman. There are others out there envying you for who you are’
http://www.sundayworld.co.za/lifestyle/2013/04/12/20-things-women-should-never-ever-do